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Retired burlesque queen Beatrice Shelton desperately needs a vacation, NOT another trip up to Helen, GA, but a "Sassy Seniors Cruise" through the Caribbean.  She must convince her best friend, Eaddy Mae Clayton, to stop praying and go with her.

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Unfortunately, it has been unpleasant at Magnolia Place Assisted Living since Nurse Pat Jones began working there; new resident, Imogene Fletcher, is suddenly losing her memory; Maude Jenkins is obsessed with her favorite soap opera and planning her own funeral; Sam Smith, retired Elvis impersonator, tries to bed every woman in the building.

 

A mystery unfolds with laughter as the gals try to outsmart the evil Nurse Pat Jones,  figure out why so many residents have been moved to “the dark side,” what exactly IS that mysterious pill, and what happened to Doctor Head? Hilarity ensues as Imogene goes undercover and Maude enters the Miss Magnolia Senior Citizen Pageant to throw Pat off their trail.

 

​If they can solve the mystery, they may make it to the cruise ship after all!